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THE REAL CORELLIA
Corellia sat in silence at her kitchen table, accompanied only by her indoor chickens. She was restless, and thought about the seemingly infinite amount of time she had waited to implement her plans. The mocking tick of the clock seemed to grow louder and louder with Corellia's rising impatience. Suddenly, she jolted out of her seat and slammed her hand on the table, her chickens giving a bewildered stare. It was time. To another, one chicken clucked, "She's actually going to do it, the absolute madman". Corellia disappeared into another room for a moment. Meanwhile, her chickens, wide-eyed and uneasy, exchanged cautious chortles.
Upon her return, Corellia unveiled a giant Red Rider wagon to the chickens. She spoke with confidence as she explained her plan to the chickens once more, and plucked them from their cages one by one in order to situate them in their carriage. Content with their placement, she removed miscellaneous items from her pockets, grasped the handle of the wagon, and began strolling out the door, chickens in tow.
It was time to put their training to the test.
After only a hop, skip, and a jump, Corellia discovered a quaint looking town which had a series of labeled houses and farms. "Zumba studio..." she whispered to herself, attempting to come up with a reason as to why a town as such would look to Zumba for entertainment. She continued her stroll, toting her chickens close behind, and halted as she neared the edge of the town. A blue and green figure stood with its back facing Corellia, only footsteps away. A mysterious voice echoed "Hello, and welcome to another episode of Cooking With Sicknomp", and under her breath Corellia flawlessly imitated the familiar introduction.
The figure, blown away by the sheer talent of her, turned towards Corellia. Egg, whose head was somehow replaced by a solid block of wood, glanced at Corellia then back at her chickens. "Oh, Corellia!" Egg exclaimed. "I was hoping to see you, I was hoping you could act as Google for me and answer questions for my history homework". Corellia rolled her eyes, but said nothing. "Corellia, what the heck?" he whined as he saw the chickens, "I don't want your birds here". Corellia stared at him. "Yes you do". "No, I don't". "Yes". "No".
She turned her head. "You know what? You're eggxactly right". Egg grimaced upon hearing her pun, and the chickens stood on edge after sensing his displeasure. "Also, can you add Slicks back to your worldg-".
He was suddenly cut off by a wave of chickens flying at him, their beaks biting and pecking him as he shrieked with terror. After the mess of feathers and dust died down, only the chickens remained, Egg's body completely gone.
"One down..." Corellia muttered, her chickens hopping back into their cart as she continued onwards. "The chicken came first..."
She paused for a moment, then thought out loud, "He'll respawn".
Corellia's next stop was Jess' base, where she found not only Jess, but Trex and Harsh as well. "Hello, Robert", Jess greeted plainly as she messed around with mob spawners. Harsh followed with, "Hey Maddie", and Trex finished with "Sup". Corellia turned to Harsh, rage in her eyes. "My name isn't Maddie".
Trex chuckled and began to say, "You know who can call y-", but was interrupted by Slicks, who had just come in. "Hey guys". Slicks said, and one of the chickens let out a low, angry-sounding chirp. The quartet stared at Corellia, then down at the chickens, who had mysteriously distributed themselves evenly in front of each of person.
The chickens stared up at Harsh, Slicks, Jess, and Trex, their beady eyes burning into their souls. Each of them found the gaze hard to break, and after a few silent moments their bond finally broke. The individuals all felt as though they had been dazed and confused for so long that it wasn't true - they had a strange, new feeling inside of them. "Hey Corellia," they said all at once, "Can you tell us a pun?"
Corellia grinned evilly as she began to relay a collection of puns. "Sorry I was so HARSH on each of you, I JESSt had to do it. I must continue my TREX now. I appreciate that you find my jokes to be quite SLICK". And so, she moved onward.
The peak of her journey would be when she reached the top of the mountain. At such a high altitude, the air was cold and thin, and Corellia's chickens grew to be quite upset. A sweet family of mixed-coloured llamas stood nearby, huddling together with their young ones. All of the sudden, a series of firey arrows came flying out of the sky, skillfully killing all but the white llamas.
A somewhat godly presence filled the air as Llama floated down, bow in hand. "Sup, Maddie", he said as he turned to the final llamas in order to force each one into his group of acolytes. Corellia stared at him with distaste, too impatient to correct the name he had used and too tired to argue about the killing of the llamas. "Gurl, what are you doing? Shouldn't you be at school?".
Corellia simply shook her head no and turned to her chickens, picking one up and stroking it like a super villain with his cat. "Chickens are far superior", Corellia said, ignoring Llama's question. "Chicken noodle soup-erior". DisCUSTed by the pun, Llama swung around, but in the midst of doing so he smacked one of his acolytes in the face.
Due to his invincibility, the llama then skipped his scarf-donning overlord, and instead aimed at Corellia with intentions to spit at her. Within moments, the chicken army sprung at the llama and his remaining acquaintances, destroying them one by one. Llama stared at Corellia, and muttered "I quit", disappearing seconds later. His quick move caused him to drop his wooden axe, which Corellia picked up nonchalantly.
They were close.
An all too familiar being sporting 3D glasses and a fancy suit stood before Corellia. He wasn't paying attention - she could tell by the lack of a reaction given when a Planet Minecraft person came on asking for OP. Had the slimy server owner been active, the credible PMC member would be flying over the moon by then.
After poking at him a few times, Corellia finally got his attention. "Disc," she said somewhat reluctantly". Disc then responded with, "Eh?" as he chugged an entire bottle of real maple syrup. "If something weird were to happen to you, I would be the owner... right?".
Disc gave her his most Canadian glare ever, attempting to look irritated. "Corellia, what the heck are you-"
His words came to a halt as Corellia revealed Llama's wooden axe. "Where'd you even get that? You can't use it anyway" Disc questioned flatly, to which Corellia replied, "Or can I? CHICK this out".
Following the fantastic pun, a series of extremely deep and wide canyons surrounded them. "I call it... the Canyonator". Disc, who at this point was beyond done with Corellia, began saying words like "hell" and "damn" under his breath - that showed Corellia that the Canadian was really mad.
The sky suddenly turned pitch black, but infinite pairs of purple eyes quickly filled it. The echoing of clucks from chickens filled the air.
Disc fell to his knees in despair, calling out to Corellia, who was being carried to the throne of IH by her chickens, "I'll give you OP if you want it! And world edit! Forever!"
The eyes of the chickens still surrounding him grew red. He shivered as he heard their tiny feet shuffle towards him. "F-fine," he stuttered, gently shoving a bird away. "I'm soory. You win".
Corellia grinned once more. With a flash, the world turned to its original state. It began raining immediately after, to which a player complained, "The weather here is messed up".
Corellia simply responded,
"It's because I will forever and always RAIN supreme".
Featuring @Eggy, @JessikaNichole, @Trex, @Harsh, @slicks77, @TelekineticLlama, and @Disc
Prepare for trouble, make it double.
To protect the world from devastation...
Oh my heck. New captcha for Google is great.
Is it @Eggy?
"How many zeros is nine?" - @Eggy
To unite all trains within our station?
Found a pic of disc taking out the trash.
This is my brother, Slicks...
Look core... i met disc in real life and took that pic with my phone. Don't be jealous. And you have a sister.
yeah i was there, he did. and you do have a sister.
@slicks77 @Eggy Oh? Who is my sister, then?
Words of wisdom from @Eggy
LOL @OP -- like how there's a goku in there xD
He's pretty, uh, swole there...